The unassuming paper you hold in your hand is the centuries-old (well, almost, if you round up, and squint, and can’t count) Stanford Flipside. Steeped in tradition, this humble sheet will be hand-delivered through rain, sleet, snow, and spontaneous pick-up frisbee games right to your lunch table.

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It will be delivered to other lunch tables too – all of them, in fact – but that doesn’t make the one at your table any less exciting.

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This tradition is observed once a week, usually on a Monday.

On one side of this page, Stanford’s finest minds skewer topical issues in politics, the sciences, and campus intrigue.

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On the other side, test your own wit against our own Flipside Puzzle Master’s most challenging brain teasers. And, in addition to this simple sheet of paper, we boast a website (stanfordflipside.com) with new content updated daily, and, less intuitively, a Segway, that will be available to you, the public, every Friday in White Plaza from 12 – 1, simply because we care.

Come to our table at the Activities Fair this Friday if you want to be a part of something great, or find us in room 201 of Old Union on Tuesdays at 9 PM, concocting the news – no experience necessary.

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