Even though the Cardinal lost to the Ducks, students are still up in arms about the number of loyalty points required to enter the game.

“It’s fucking bullshit,” bitched Steven Palmer, a holder of 10 loyalty points.
“I went to everything. Women’s volleyball. Men’s soccer. Even the San Jose State football game.

Steven and many other students expressed their aggravation this week about how much unnecessary work they did.

“I really feel like it cheapens what I’ve done,” said Sophomore Haley Hendricks, looking at her 11 loyalty points in despair.
“I worked so hard, and I feel like I deserve a higher priority than students with just 5 points.

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