Donald Trump Starts New Reality TV Show to Select a Running Mate

This summer, Presidential hopeful Donald Trump will begin his Presidential campaign by filming a TV show to pick a running mate for his 2012 candidacy. The show is expected to be called, The Running Mate. “It will feature contestants duking it out in a series of events to become Trump’s VP,” said Director Mark Burnett. Tasks for the contestants include evading questions, styling their hair, and shaking hands really firmly. When reached for comment on his campaign and his hopes for the show, Trump just said, “You’re Fired!”