Obama Adds Laugh Track to State of the Union Address

Drug Mule Fired Over Resume Padding Allegations

Long time Black Eagle employee Abu Nayeem was let go yesterday amidst…

Obama’s Kids Deliver Republican Response to State of the Union Address

Malia and Sasha delivered the Republican response to the State of the…

Adolescent Lawn-Mowers and Lemonade Stand Managers Distraught about Immigration

Across the country independent lawn-mowing and lemonade-selling entrepreneurs expressed discontent with President…

Clone Army of Undergrad Premed Interns Created Inside SLAC

In a press release yesterday, the dean of the School of Medicine,…

What’s that one thing that you’ve been meaning to do for a while but haven’t quite gotten around to?

What’s that one thing that you’ve been meaning to do for a…

How I Got Into Stanford

By A Mountain Lion Hello. I’m a mountain lion. You may have…