An area man logged on to Russian Chat Roulette the other day to chat with random Russians.
Unfortunately, after randomly talking to a few Russians and thirty Russian dicks, he lost and died.
He should have known that based on the rules of the website, you have an equal chance of getting a person, getting a dick, or getting shot in the head.

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