US Doesn’t Pull Out of Iraq; Iraq Now Pregnant

Pregnancy tests on Iraq returned positive today, confirming suspicions held by many Americans and political pundits that the United States did not pull out in time. Despite Obama’s campaign promises to pull out of Iraq, the President never acted.

It seems that his victory in the election last Fall excited the United States so much that it forgot what it was trying to do, allowing troops to continue to flow into and disseminate throughout Iraq.

The White House reported that next time the US wants to invade a developing democracy, it will be sure to put it on the pill.