Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States, released on Sunday his schedule for the first day of his term as president, which will go down in history as a truly historic day.
Items on his schedule include:
First African-American Presidential Breakfast
First African-American Presidential Tooth Brushing
First African-American Presidential Morning Jog
First African-American Presidential Dog Walking
First African-American Presidential Pick-Up Basketball Game
First African-American Presidential Reading Of The Newspaper
First African-American Presidential Fixing Of A Plumbing Problem
First African-American Presidential Bedtime Story
among other, less relevant items. These truly historic events are sure to be commemorated in the hearts of Americans forever.