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Several days after President Donald Trump launched several targeted missile strikes against…

U.S. Bombing of Random Countries Boosts High School Geography Scores

Twelve years of U.S. forces in continuous conflict around the globe may…

Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

As elections in the United States draw to a close and citizens…