Post Tagged with: "op-ed"

Stop-Ed: He Has Good Intentions But He’s Scaring The Children

May 21, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Stop-Ed: He Has Good Intentions But He’s Scaring The Children
Stop-Ed: He Has Good Intentions But He’s Scaring The Children

Stop him! Oh dear god, do you see what he’s doing? He’s beginning to scare the children. I realize that he has good intentions and all, but the mouth-breathing is just getting completely out of hand.  I’ve been planning Tommy’s birthday party for over a month now, and Ed is […]

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Op-Ed: Jesus Took All My Wheels and Now I Can’t Drive

March 2, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Jesus Took All My Wheels and Now I Can’t Drive
Op-Ed: Jesus Took All My Wheels and Now I Can’t Drive
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Op Ed: Creamed Corn is Not Very Useful

November 18, 2014 10:00 amComments Off on Op Ed: Creamed Corn is Not Very Useful
Op Ed: Creamed Corn is Not Very Useful

The main reason why creamed corn is not useful is because it cannot be used for many things. Of course, it can be consumed as a food. But, that’s about it. You can’t drink creamed corn. If you do, you’ll be a social outcast and your only friends will be…never […]

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Op-Ed: We Need to Talk by Your Microwave

November 14, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: We Need to Talk by Your Microwave
Op-Ed: We Need to Talk by Your Microwave

Hey, do you have a second? I’m worried about you. I know about all the Late Night. I know about all those chocolate muffins for breakfast. I just don’t know how else to reach out to you so it’s come down to this. This is an intervention and you need […]

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Daily Publishes Opinion, Opinion Valid and Free of Bias

October 28, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Daily Publishes Opinion, Opinion Valid and Free of Bias
Daily Publishes Opinion, Opinion Valid and Free of Bias

Regular readers were in for a nasty surprise in last Thursday’s edition of the Stanford Daily, having found that the paper had mistakenly printed an opinion piece that featured a refreshingly candid tone and keen observations on the state of American society as we know it. Fans of the Daily’s […]

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Op-Ed: Fight Me

February 19, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Fight Me
Op-Ed: Fight Me

Hey, you. Yeah, you fuckface. That’s right, I just insulted you with the hopes of riling you up into attacking me. What are you gonna do about it? Hit me? Come on, you know you want to. No? Alright. Well…your mother is so fat that…um, her volume would be an […]

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