Wikipedia Suffered Huge Hangover After Blacking Out

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Wikipedia Suffered Huge Hangover After Blacking Out

After blacking out for an entire day on January 18th, Wikipedia reportedly had a huge headache and felt like it couldn’t eat anything, even though it knew it really should have. Wikipedia awoke on January 19th to find almost all its articles reduced to stubs, and nearly every citation missing. […]

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Visiting Poet Laureate Shares Acrostic Masterpiece

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Visiting Poet Laureate Shares Acrostic Masterpiece

Last Sunday evening, in front of a packed crowd at Memorial Auditorium, Poet Laureate Steven Hirshfeld recited his latest critically-acclaimed work: an acrostic poem entitled “STEVEN.” After a 45-minute introduction by English professor Tobias Wolff, who told several witty anecdotes and dropped the names of many famous author friends, the […]

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Area Dad Tries to Recover from Bad Joke by Saying “I was Only Joking”

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Area Dad Tries to Recover from Bad Joke by Saying “I was Only Joking”
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Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters

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Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters

After a record 37,000 applications were submitted to Stanford University this year, hipsters across the country have started indicating that they no longer find the school attractive. Almost an hour after the statistics were released, numerous threads on collegeprowler.com, collegeconfidential.com and similar websites bemoaned the loss of the University’s alt-factor. […]

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Career Fair Recruiter Unimpressed by Check Plus on Karel Assignment

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Career Fair Recruiter Unimpressed by Check Plus on Karel Assignment
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