University Changes Mascot Back to the Stanford Jew

March 28, 2011 12:10 am
University Changes Mascot Back to the Stanford Jew

After many years with the mascot of the Cardinal, the university Athletic Organizational Committee has decided to return the mascot back to its origins. The school will now be referred to as the Stanford Jew, bringing back with it the old mascot “Morty the Jew.” Morty, whose costume, has been […]

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Stanford Sophomore Agonizes Over Seat Choice

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Stanford Sophomore Agonizes Over Seat Choice

ANNENBERG AUDITORIUM- At approximately 8:28 AM on Friday, March 18th, sophomore Daniel Kronin found himself in a conundrum. After waking up at 7 AM, Kronin took time to be fresh, go down the stairs of Crothers Memorial Hall, and have his bowl and cereal at Stern Dining. This long process […]

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Flipside Staff Member Shell-Shocked to Find She’s Been Writing For a Satirical Newspaper

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Flipside Staff Member Shell-Shocked to Find She’s Been Writing For a Satirical Newspaper

Flipside Staff member Penelope Peterson first learned Sunday that she was writing for a satirical newspaper, and not an actual newspaper. “You mean, this is all a joke!?” Penelope exclaimed when she heard the news. Apparently, Penelope had missed all of the satire, and had taken the news stories at […]

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