Charity Fashion Show Donates To Fashion Disaster Victims

May 16, 2010 3:01 pm
Charity Fashion Show Donates To Fashion Disaster Victims
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Issue 58 Puzzles

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Issue 58 Puzzles
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President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

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President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack Porter spilled a full glass of skim milk on the floor of Lag Dining. Immediately following the spill, President Cardona was contacted and alerted of the disaster. But rather than responding immediately, Cardona waited a full half hour […]

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Phenomenal Court Mopping Propels Stanford to First NCAA Volleyball Championship Since 1978

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Phenomenal Court Mopping Propels Stanford to First NCAA Volleyball Championship Since 1978

Reminiscent of bat-boy legend Jake Newman’s phenomenal 1987 performance that propelled Stanford to a college baseball title, 12-year-old court mopper Devon Johnson led the Stanford Cardinal to its first men’s volleyball championship since 1978. Analysts agree that Johnson’s lightning quick reflexes to dash onto the court after each point and […]

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Lebron James to Sign with the Stanford Cardinal

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Lebron James to Sign with the Stanford Cardinal

League sources have confirmed that superstar LeBron James plans to opt out of his contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers to sign with the Stanford Cardinal. Tired of early playoff exits, James decided he needed a change of scenery. At his press conference, James said, “I’m really excited to play for […]

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Obama Appoints Another Fox To Supreme Court

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Obama Appoints Another Fox To Supreme Court
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