Medical Marijuana Surfaces As Unlikely Swine Flu Cure; Swine Flu Cases Up 52%
 


October 4, 2009 1:14 pm
Medical Marijuana Surfaces As Unlikely Swine Flu Cure; Swine Flu Cases Up 52%
 


   The spread of swine flu is now outpacing CDC projections for Northern California, but semi-legitimate doctors from the region have found a cure: medical marijuana.  Andrew Wollengard was the first swine flu victim to seek a medical cannabis prescription.  “It was self-diagnosed,” Wollengard admits.  “I had been trying to […]

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Native Americans Lose Reservation, Wait 15 Minutes for Seat

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Native Americans Lose Reservation, Wait 15 Minutes for Seat



For hundreds of years, Native Americans have dealt with countless instances of racial discrimination. Natives were forced to leave their homes behind, ousted by an insensitive and intolerant government. America claims to have learned from its past mistakes. Indeed, reparations have been paid, casinos opened, and drug laws “enforced,” but […]

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Sex in Steam Tunnels “Too Hot and Steamy”

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Sex in Steam Tunnels “Too Hot and Steamy”

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION- Two freshmen were spotted emerging sweaty and red-faced from Stanford’s famed network of steam tunnels late Monday evening after a period of underground sexual debauchery.  They did not exit the steam tunnels with the usual contented swagger of a copulating couple; rather, they seemed highly disturbed and uncomfortable. […]

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Ben Laufer Facebook Friends With Entire Class of 2013

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Ben Laufer Facebook Friends With Entire Class of 2013

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Hell, Michigan Freezes Over

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Hell, Michigan Freezes Over
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BREAKING NEWS: Party on the Edge Falls Off, Never Seen Again

October 2, 2009 2:23 am
BREAKING NEWS: Party on the Edge Falls Off, Never Seen Again

STANFORD FLIPSIDE BEATS THE DAILY ON THE SCOOP This Thursday, Stanford administrators were stunned as Cantor Arts Center went missing during the “Party on the Edge.” Police investigator Robert Lorent explained what happened: “As far as we can tell, several Arts Center staffers ventured too close to the perimeter of […]

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