STANFORD FLIPSIDE BEATS THE DAILY ON THE SCOOP

This Thursday, Stanford administrators were stunned as Cantor Arts Center went missing during the “Party on the Edge.” Police investigator Robert Lorent explained what happened: “As far as we can tell, several Arts Center staffers ventured too close to the perimeter of the museum, triggering the fire alarm and causing the entire party to fall off the edge.
Fortunately, no students were present, so nothing of value was lost.
” A search group has been organized to find the missing event, but all signs indicate the party will be gone forever.

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