Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

May 18, 2009 2:37 pm
Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

Many Sober, Fully Clothed Students Trek to 680 After many harshly worded flyers from the Peer Health Educators (PHE), the Stanford student body has listened. On Friday, May 15th, hundreds of boys and seven girls headed over to 680 Lomita for the annual and renowned Stanford tradition. However, because everyone […]

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A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

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A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

By Alicia Huffman, mother of Denise Huffman ‘11 If sharing a room with a member of the same sex is not your idea of acceptable college housing, beware. Oblivious parents like me haven’t realized that Stanford has been forcing our children to live in these horrific “gender-biased” rooms. Our daughter […]

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EXPOSED: Relay For Life Is A Pro-Life Event—We Support the Relay For Choice

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EXPOSED: Relay For Life Is A Pro-Life Event—We Support the Relay For Choice

Every year, students across the country work to organize the “Relay For Life,” an event which, according to the American Cancer Society, “raises money for the fight against cancer.” But while the Relay For Life may seem like a genuine and legitimate attempt to end disease, further examination reveals that […]

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Student Almost Late To Class, But Makes It On Time

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Student Almost Late To Class, But Makes It On Time

Junior Jerry Sanders left for class a couple minutes later than usual from his dorm in Roble, fully expecting to be late to lecture by at least a minute or two. To his surprise, he made it just as class was starting and didn’t miss a thing. Jerry was relieved, […]

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Stanford Project on Hunger (SPOON) Raises Questions About Literacy at Stanford

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Stanford Project on Hunger (SPOON) Raises Questions About Literacy at Stanford

It recently came to the attention of university administrators that several groups on campus were having trouble taking the first letter of each word in their name and making an acronym. SPOON, the group that helps feed the homeless could stand for Stanford Puts Onions On Nipples, but there is […]

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