Study: Young Men Who Play Violent, Serpentine Video Games More Likely to Eat Lots of Apples, Grow Incrementally Longer

A new study by the Stanford psychology department appears to confirm parents’…

NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky

Professor’s Virtual Background Briefly Disappears to Reveal Dallas, TX in the Fall of ‘63

An online session of ‘MATH 84: Non-Sequential Arrays’ conducted through Zoom video-conferencing…

Aspiring Serial Killer Frustrated That All the Coolest MO’s Already Taken

Furrowing his brow, aspiring serial killer Joseph Michael Evans expressed frustration earlier…

Disney Applauded for Casting First Openly Queer Character as Disgusting Roach Who Gets Stepped On During Opening Credits

Last Thursday, Disney joined the ranks of uber-corporations who recognize the turning…

In Response to Coronavirus, TSA Will Cut Down on Racially Profiling Middle Eastern Travelers to Focus on Racially Profiling Chinese Ones

According to internal communications obtained by the Flipside, the U. S. Transportation…

Nasty nasty worms are crawling out of teens’ eyeballs, but is it safe? Inside TikTok’s viral new “Worm-Eye Challenge”