349 Articles Life Year 12 Study: Young Men Who Play Violent, Serpentine Video Games More Likely to Eat Lots of Apples, Grow Incrementally Longer A new study by the Stanford psychology department appears to confirm parents’… Byron CalabasasMay 17, 2020
347 Headlines Life Year 12 My NASA internship at NASA was cancelled from corono virus, and now i’l never know if want to eat the moon or fuck it Flipside StaffMay 11, 2020
347 Headlines Life Year 12 NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky Flipside StaffMay 11, 2020
346 Articles Life Year 12 Professor’s Virtual Background Briefly Disappears to Reveal Dallas, TX in the Fall of ‘63 An online session of ‘MATH 84: Non-Sequential Arrays’ conducted through Zoom video-conferencing… Byron CalabasasApril 26, 2020
345 Articles Life Year 12 Turnips Are Doing Fine This Season, Says Farmer Bob Georgia farmer Bob Walker confirmed last Wednesday that his turnip crop is… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 24, 2020
Aspiring Serial Killer Frustrated That All the Coolest MO’s Already Taken Furrowing his brow, aspiring serial killer Joseph Michael Evans expressed frustration earlier… Byron CalabasasApril 18, 2020
342 Articles Life Year 12 Disney Applauded for Casting First Openly Queer Character as Disgusting Roach Who Gets Stepped On During Opening Credits Last Thursday, Disney joined the ranks of uber-corporations who recognize the turning… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 18, 2020
In Response to Coronavirus, TSA Will Cut Down on Racially Profiling Middle Eastern Travelers to Focus on Racially Profiling Chinese Ones According to internal communications obtained by the Flipside, the U. S. Transportation… Julia GongApril 18, 2020
341 Articles Life Uncategorized Year 12 Flipside News in Brief: Candy, Racism, Candy Gummy Bears Exist Solely to Fuck and Die, Study Finds A recent… Flipside StaffMarch 1, 2020
340 Headlines Life Year 12 Nasty nasty worms are crawling out of teens’ eyeballs, but is it safe? Inside TikTok’s viral new “Worm-Eye Challenge” Flipside StaffFebruary 14, 2020
