Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users

If you follow technology news, it will come as no surprise to you that the popular Silicon Valley social network Facebook announced that that they have reached 7.5 billion users, and surpassed their main...

January 12th, 2012

Study Finds Liars Have Way More Sex

In a study released last week by the Stanford Psychology department, it was found that those who identify as compulsive liars were found to have way more sex than the average individual. “This is actually...

January 8th, 2012

Flipside Horoscopes

Want to know how this new year is going to go before it happens? Here at the Flipside we’ve taken some effort to peer into your future for you: Aries: Today is no different than any other day. Despite...

January 8th, 2012

Picking Up the Turkey Drop: Donate a Girlfriend to a CS Major!

STANFORD, CA – The Salvation Army has partnered up with the Haas Center for Public Service in the first annual Stanford Turkey Drop. In addition to celebrating the fact that a bunch of white people...

November 29th, 2011

God Explains Role of “Jersey Shore” in His Divine Plan

Last week in a meeting with a select group of high-ranking religious officials, God took the opportunity to assure his followers that the popular reality show “Jersey Shore” is, in fact, part of his...

November 28th, 2011

Existential Crisis Goes Unnoticed

It was something of a disappointment when, last Thursday, the world failed to take notice of freshman Anita Woolworth’s brief but earth-shaking existential crisis. Woolworth reports that she was sitting...

November 18th, 2011

Normal Twins Joined Together at Mass U General Hospital

For the past nine months, expectant parents Janet and Bob Marshall prayed every day for conjoined twins. The young couple was crushed when Janet delivered two normal separate twins last week. “Of course...

November 17th, 2011

Stanford Med School Isolates the Douche Gene

In a recent scientific breakthrough that could change the way we view the human race, a group of researchers has managed to synthesize and isolate the gene for douchiness. “Those born with this chromosomal...

November 16th, 2011

Area Man Beats Cigarette Addiction by Taking Up Cocaine

Redwood City, CA– In the latest feel-good news, 33-year-old Colin Martin has finally defeated his decade-long addiction to cigarettes by taking up cocaine. “I tried so many different approaches...

November 11th, 2011

Heart Disease Found to be Purely Psychological

According to the results of a groundbreaking study performed at Harvard Medical School, heart disease is a purely psychological condition. Previously, scientists believed that heart disease was caused...

November 3rd, 2011

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