“You’re So Vain” Singer Releases New Track Entitled: “This One’s About Warren (Beatty), (The Famous Actor)”

April 26, 2016 9:00 am
“You’re So Vain” Singer Releases New Track Entitled: “This One’s About Warren (Beatty), (The Famous Actor)”

The music world was ecstatic to learn today that famed singer-songwriter Carly Simon has released her first new music since 2008. Simon, whose prolific song “You’re So Vain” has sparked over 40 years of speculation about its subject, released a single from upcoming album I Dated Warren Beatty In The […]

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Man Who No One Loves Is Very Excited For Game Of Thrones

April 25, 2016 12:00 pm
Man Who No One Loves Is Very Excited For Game Of Thrones

With the return of HBO’s hit series, fans around the world are again watching the beautiful and violent tale unfold. Spencer Whitehead, a 26 year-old bachelor from Sunnyvale who no one loves, is as excited as anyone about the return of his favorite show. “This is shaping up to be […]

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SCN Announces Fetty Wap As This Year’s Disappointment

April 11, 2016 12:00 pm
SCN Announces Fetty Wap As This Year’s Disappointment
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Your Horoscope, With Sage The Gemini

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Your Horoscope, With Sage The Gemini

Aquarius: Slow down, grab the wall. Pisces: Wiggle like you’re tryna make your ass fall off Aries: Hella thick I wanna smash em all Taurus: Speed up, gas pedal Gemini: Black money let them hoes say amen Cancer: I’m just tryna make it clear boy Ray-Bans Leo: I’m a great […]

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Op-Ed: How has Adam Sandler STILL not won an Oscar?!?!?

March 8, 2016 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: How has Adam Sandler STILL not won an Oscar?!?!?

The Academy Awards this year were surrounded by controversy, but no issue was more polarizing than the award for Best Actor. While uninspired actor Leonardo DiCaprio ate just enough bison liver in “The Revenant” to win the Oscar, DiCaprio’s meh career pales in comparison to an overlooked actor who played […]

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Meme “Funny”

February 23, 2016 1:02 pm
Meme “Funny”
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Ask DJ Khaled

January 11, 2016 12:00 pm
Ask DJ Khaled

Dear DJ Khaled, I’m a freshman at Stanford University living in an all freshman dorm. I haven’t been able to sleep well this entire week because of my roommate’s snoring. It’s so loud that it wakes me up every night and then I can’t fall back asleep. Then I nod […]

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Report: This Article Mentioning Star Wars: The Force Awakens Contains No Substance

January 4, 2016 12:00 pm
Report: This Article Mentioning Star Wars: The Force Awakens Contains No Substance

STANFORD, CA – In an attempt to capitalize on the SEO-rich Star Wars brand, this article was written in the span of fifteen minutes and hastily slapped onto the front of this week’s issue of The Stanford Flipside. Reports indicate that this article will go on to mention several characters […]

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Secondary Character Declares Fight ‘Not Worth It’

November 30, 2015 12:00 pm
Secondary Character Declares Fight ‘Not Worth It’
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Playboy Returns to Publishing Nude Photos After Loss of Revenue

November 9, 2015 12:00 pm
Man sitting at a desk and looking into his computer

Following their October decision to cease publication of nude photos, Playboy CEO Scott Flanders has indicated that magazine will now reverse course and come back to the images that once made its name. “We did not think this through,” said Flanders. “We had assumed that people read us for the […]

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