Playboy Returns to Publishing Nude Photos After Loss of Revenue

November 9, 2015 12:00 pm
Man sitting at a desk and looking into his computer

Following their October decision to cease publication of nude photos, Playboy CEO Scott Flanders has indicated that magazine will now reverse course and come back to the images that once made its name. “We did not think this through,” said Flanders. “We had assumed that people read us for the […]

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Soccer Dad Sues Drake Over Hotline Bling Dance Moves

October 27, 2015 10:00 am
Soccer Dad Sues Drake Over Hotline Bling Dance Moves

Todd Williams’ normal suburban life took an interesting turn last week when his twin girls, Rebecca and Elise, showed him Drake’s new video for his smash hit ‘Hotline Bling’. “I always admired Drake’s music, and I used to feel as if he was a sort of kindred spirit to us […]

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Wouldn’t it be cool if we admitted Macaulay Culkin?

September 29, 2015 10:00 am
Wouldn’t it be cool if we admitted Macaulay Culkin?

Stanford is known for attracting the best and brightest to its storied halls, from Olympic athletes concerned that their athletic prowess will soon wane into irrelevant nothingness, to the children of mildly famous business executives. But despite all of this, I feel like we could all agree that it would […]

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Lonely Sex Robot Inhabiting Drake’s Brain Achieves Sentience

September 28, 2015 12:00 pm
Lonely Sex Robot Inhabiting Drake’s Brain Achieves Sentience

The music world is abuzz with the news that following the release of the collaborative Drake/Future mixtape, What a Time to Be Alive, robot L0v3-U-G1RL, which has lived inside Drake’s brain for the past six years, has finally gained the sentience that was long denied it. The discovery came after detailed analysis […]

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Op-Ed: Paul McCartney is the Worst Beatle

May 27, 2015 9:00 am
Op-Ed: Paul McCartney is the Worst Beatle

Hey, here’s an unpopular opinion I’m not afraid to share. Paul McCartney is the worst Beatle. I know it’s all cool to hate on Ringo, but objectively, Paul is the least talented and meanest Beatle there ever was. ‘Hey Jude’ is a lazy song, there I said it; it’s just […]

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David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home

May 26, 2015 12:00 pm
David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home
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Revengoids: Age of Morton Hits Theaters

May 5, 2015 9:00 am
Revengoids: Age of Morton Hits Theaters

This weekend marked the release of Morble’s latest super hero flick in the Reventers series.  The highly anticipated sequel features the return of all of our favorite super heroes, and crowds lined up on Thursday night for the midnight premier.  Who could forget the angry moves of the Incredible Green […]

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Anne Hathaway’s ‘Lazy Day’ Source of Secret Shame

April 24, 2015 9:00 am
Anne Hathaway’s ‘Lazy Day’ Source of Secret Shame

Recent reports out of Hollywood indicate that actress Anne Hathaway has been rocked by the public’s discovery of her secret shame: that she does not approach mundane daily tasks with the same wide-eyed, feverish, intensity that she has appeared to approach every other aspect of her being. Hathaway had been […]

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A Meaningful Life According to Oprah

April 17, 2015 9:00 am
A Meaningful Life According to Oprah

On Monday April 20, Oprah is slotted to deliver the annual Stanford lecture on a meaningful life at Memorial Church.The Stanford Flipside has had the opportunity to sit down with Oprah before her lecture and ask her a few personal questions about how mind-numbingly rich and influential people live meaningful […]

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Updates to Frost Lineup 2015

April 6, 2015 12:00 pm
Updates to Frost Lineup 2015

Special Guest Headliner: Paul McCartney “Unplugged” The legendary Paul McCartney is coming to Stanford!  And he’s going back to his roots.  Watch this hall-of-famer “unplugged,” his only instrument a tupperware container with some dried peas in it. A Casio keyboard playing the music that’s already built into it Think you […]

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