Babe Wake Up They Patched David Guetta

So as I was munching on a delectable crumb of dryer lint…

Stanford Dining Destroys Super Bowl Sunday’s Chicken Pride

According to the National Chicken Council (how can I join by the…

School of Sustainability Announces Plan to Flood Fountains with Crude Oil in Climate Protest

Things are starting to heat up in the climate change circle; not…

Toyon Flooding Was an “Inside Job,” Weak Attempt to Get CS Majors to Shower

It is no secret that one can locate their computer science classes…

TAPS 103 Professor Fired for Having no Lesson Plans

Several days ago, Cecilia Maumgartner, a longstanding improv teacher at Stanford, was…

An ode to the stranger in my window

it’s 6:49 am. this fall morning, i peek out from under the…

Snu Hosts ‘Poubelle-Americaine’ In Competition With Eurotrash

“Before I had come to Stanford,” as Alejandro ‘I swear to god…

gracienewman@stanford.edu unsubscribed from our emails, so we raided their dorm

Dear gracienewman@stanford.edu, Let me explain a little something to you about unsubscribing…

Curfew violated… by WOLVES! It’s late at night and they are prowlin’

Awwwwoooooooooo!  That’s right: the moon is bright, the stars are out, and…