Seconds after Facebook headquarters launched “The New Facebook” people all over the world frantically began commenting on how much it sucked and how it shouldn’t have been changed. Facebook user Lonnie Aguila updated his status to “new facebook wtf? im confussed.”

Facebook engineers, however, were not worried. Software designer Roddy Jacobs was looking at a stream of disapproving status updates and just laughed it off. “Oh, this happens every time,” he said. “They won’t even remember what the old one looked like by the end of tomorrow.”

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