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Kids Finally Allowed to Watch TV

March 31, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Kids Finally Allowed to Watch TV
Kids Finally Allowed to Watch TV

After nine years of listening to their father’s longwinded tale of how he moped and slept around until one day meeting their mother, Penny and Luke Mosby were finally excused to go watch TV.   Many times over, the kids tried to curtail the ongoing story by cutting off their […]

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Area Man Disappointed That Girls Don’t Flirt the Way They Do On TV

February 10, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Area Man Disappointed That Girls Don’t Flirt the Way They Do On TV
Area Man Disappointed That Girls Don’t Flirt the Way They Do On TV

Saratoga, CA – Fred Collins was spotted this morning leaving a Peet’s coffee with a medium latte and a look of utter dejection. His eyes staring at an unidentifiable point off in the distance, Collins barely managed to choke out, “TV lied to me!” before dejectedly getting into his car. […]

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Franken Relaunches Comedy Career, Changes C-SPAN into Comedy Network

January 25, 2009 7:09 pm0 comments
Franken Relaunches Comedy Career, Changes C-SPAN into Comedy Network

By Stanley Waters WASHINGTON D.C.—In an unexpected act of brilliance, comedian Al Franken relaunched his comedy career last week as he began his first week in the US Senate. After winning the closest election in US history, Franken announced his “master plan” to the people of America. “As promised, the […]

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Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences

January 18, 2009 2:56 pm0 comments
Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences
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