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Family Groans as Power-Crazed Tim Cook Refuses to Unlock the Car

February 29, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Family Groans as Power-Crazed Tim Cook Refuses to Unlock the Car
Family Groans as Power-Crazed Tim Cook Refuses to Unlock the Car

Building on the hubris gained in his refusal to unlock the San Bernadino shooter’s iPhone, Apple CEO Tim Cook earned groans and eye-rolls from his wife and two children on Tuesday after adamantly refusing to open the family car. “Friends,” Cook explained, his partner Eric Jirgens folding his arms and […]

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With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

May 9, 2011 10:00 amComments Off on With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies
With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

While the death of Osama bin Laden marks a tremendous achievement for the United States, military officials report that the War on Terror is far from over.  Lieutenant Colonel Bradley Connors told the White House press corps, “bin Laden knew al Qaeda’s mission would continue long after his death, so he […]

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Terrorist Nervous On First Day as Suicide Bomber

November 28, 2010 4:45 pmComments Off on Terrorist Nervous On First Day as Suicide Bomber
Terrorist Nervous On First Day as Suicide Bomber

Luke Patterson, an Al-Qaeda operative from Colorado, reportedly feels “really nervous” on his first day as a suicide bomber. “What if they make fun of me for wearing a hand-me-down bomb vest?” said Luke. “Not everybody’s daddy can buy them new bomb vests, and I don’t wanna make a bad […]

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