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Man Not Afraid of Spiders, Just This One

May 9, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Man Not Afraid of Spiders, Just This One
Man Not Afraid of Spiders, Just This One
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Careening “Bike Ride of Terror” Caused by Spider on Handlebars

April 16, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Careening “Bike Ride of Terror” Caused by Spider on Handlebars
Careening “Bike Ride of Terror” Caused by Spider on Handlebars

Many will remember the now infamous “Bike Ride of Terror” that left so much carnage strewn across campus last Wednesday. The hapless bike rider flew around at breakneck speeds, injuring dozens. Thirty-six independent bike collisions occurred before the rider flipped into a dry fountain. A tour group was also sideswiped. […]

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Spider Worried His Web Experience Insufficient for Stanford Admittance

November 22, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Spider Worried His Web Experience Insufficient for Stanford Admittance
Spider Worried His Web Experience Insufficient for Stanford Admittance

Eight-legged prospective Class of 2018 applicant Eric Nid was initially confident that his years of web building would ensure his acceptance into Stanford. After trawling through hundreds of College Confidential posts, however, he wasn’t feeling quite so fly.  “How could he possibly have this much online traffic?” Puzzled Nid while […]

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“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill

November 14, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on “Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill
“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill

WASHINGTON, DC–Last week, amidst heated debate over Obama’s Jobs bill, the United States House of Representatives shut down after Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) saw a spider. “We were debating Obama’s Jobs Bill, when all of a sudden we see Chuck just go ballistic,” said Paul Ryan (R-WI). “He yelled out […]

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