312 Articles World Year 11 Santa’s ELF Committee Runs Out of Money Because “Some Children Were Greedy Little Shits This Year” Barely more than a month into 2019, an email sent out last… Deedee AndersonFebruary 12, 2019
Articles World Sad Santa: Claus Suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder At a low point in a post-holiday interview, Santa Claus broke down… Katie Mary Pitzer AdamsJanuary 16, 2014
130 Articles Life World Opinion: How About a Thank You Note This Year, You Bratty Kids? By Santa As I am sure you are all aware, I spend twelve months… Amy GarciaDecember 6, 2012
Santa Stops Giving Coal, “Goes Green” Naughty children all over the world woke this past Christmas morning only… Zach GalantJanuary 20, 2009
Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause By Stanley Waters This year, the citizens of the United States will… Adam AdlerDecember 7, 2008
