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Freshman Forming Deep Friendship With RA Who Is Contractually Obligated To Do So

November 14, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Forming Deep Friendship With RA Who Is Contractually Obligated To Do So
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Lucie Stern Residence Hall – Gleefully exclaiming that he can see the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Donner freshman Michael Levin reported Friday that he is” really hitting it off” with second floor RA Tristan Snow (MCS ‘18), whose job responsibilities explicitly include befriending the Freshmen under his purview. “At […]

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Racism Solved After Open Dorm Conversation

September 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Racism Solved After Open Dorm Conversation
Racism Solved After Open Dorm Conversation

Residents of Soto celebrated Thursday evening, as a “frank and honest discussion” about identity completely solved all of the structural inequalities plaguing American society in their infinite intricacy. What began as an innocent discussion about Colin Kaepernick and the nature of American patriotism soon morphed into a full-on discourse about […]

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Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang
Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

“It was obvious even from move in day,” explained Cedro freshman Annelise B. “Katie is the hot RA. The one every guy in the dorm has a crush on.” Further investigations have only confirmed this statement. “I would totally ‘cross the line’ with her….I think” said another resident who still […]

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RA Buying Shitty Candy on Purpose

September 21, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on RA Buying Shitty Candy on Purpose
RA Buying Shitty Candy on Purpose
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Cedro Residents Unhappy With OJ Simpson as New RA

February 19, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Cedro Residents Unhappy With OJ Simpson as New RA
Cedro Residents Unhappy With OJ Simpson as New RA

With the firing of three Cedro RAs still fresh, ResEd acted swiftly in acquiring new staff members to fill the roles. Unfortunately, the vast majority of Cedro residents are upset with the selection of new RAs, especially the hiring of former football player and convicted felon OJ Simpson. Students throughout […]

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Second Floor RA Uses Master Key to End NFL Lockout

May 5, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Second Floor RA Uses Master Key to End NFL Lockout
Second Floor RA Uses Master Key to End NFL Lockout

Alleviating weeks of tension and drama for football players and their families, the NFL lockout has been lifted by the timely return of Soto’s second floor Resident Assistant (RA) to the dorm. The lockout began hours prior, when NFL all-pro quarterback Tom Brady forgot to take his key to the […]

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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

February 22, 2009 9:25 pm0 comments
Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
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