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Senior Still Hasn’t Come to Terms with Fact That They’ll Never Vomit Cajun Fries into an Old Union Toilet Again

June 23, 2020 11:35 pmComments Off on Senior Still Hasn’t Come to Terms with Fact That They’ll Never Vomit Cajun Fries into an Old Union Toilet Again
Senior Still Hasn’t Come to Terms with Fact That They’ll Never Vomit Cajun Fries into an Old Union Toilet Again

Sitting absentmindedly on the couch, watching their ninth consecutive episode of Netflix Original Series “Sex Apartment,” soon-to-be-graduate Mica Owens reportedly still had not come to terms with the fact that they never again will vomit cajun fries into an Old Union toilet at 3am. Although they have not consciously considered […]

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Op-Ed: I can’t wait to masturbate in my own bed over Thanksgiving Break

November 21, 2014 10:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: I can’t wait to masturbate in my own bed over Thanksgiving Break
Op-Ed: I can’t wait to masturbate in my own bed over Thanksgiving Break

I just booked my ticket home and I am so excited. I can’t wait to spend some quality time with my family over Thanksgiving, then retreat to my old room and pleasure myself while lying in the same bed I laid in during my high-school years. I miss my two […]

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Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior

May 20, 2013 12:41 pmComments Off on Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior
Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior

Dear Graduating Senior, My boyfriend says he doesn’t like it when I go with him to parties, because he feels like he can’t be himself. Is he being a jerk or am I being unreasonable? Sincerely, Resentful in Roble Dear Resentful, I feel like my first frat party was just […]

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