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CompLit Major Mistakenly Under Impression He Can Refer to Classes by Number

October 2, 2017 5:00 pmComments Off on CompLit Major Mistakenly Under Impression He Can Refer to Classes by Number
CompLit Major Mistakenly Under Impression He Can Refer to Classes by Number

It is reported that Comparative Literature student Emmett Capanard keeps referring to his classes by their course code, as if anyone else on campus knows what the fuck his humanities-learnin’ ass is talking about. “I asked Emmett what he was taking this fall,” recalled Emma Blevins, a Computer Science major. “And […]

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Major Plan Narrowly Survives Third Round of Parental Questioning

May 19, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Major Plan Narrowly Survives Third Round of Parental Questioning
Major Plan Narrowly Survives Third Round of Parental Questioning

Though it seemed that her parents’ puzzled nodding might spill over into flat-out bewilderment, the major plan submitted last month by Junior Madeline Rodriguez narrowly survived a third round of questioning by her mom and dad at brunch on Sunday. “Look, it’s called Symbolic Systems, and the concentration is called […]

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Stanford to Offer Joint CS + CS Major

June 1, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford to Offer Joint CS + CS Major
Stanford to Offer Joint CS + CS Major
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Sexually Confused Electrical Engineering Major Receives Mixed Signals 

January 15, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Sexually Confused Electrical Engineering Major Receives Mixed Signals 
Sexually Confused Electrical Engineering Major Receives Mixed Signals 

Electrical Engineering Sophomore Stuart Robertson found himself befuddled last Friday afternoon over a curious interaction in Packard, which may have been more than he had originally expected. Upon entering the lab, Robertson instantly took note of the unusually charged atmosphere that appeared to be emanating from his regular lab bench. […]

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