Hennessy Explains Final Stages Of Evil Master Plan In Exclusive Tell-All

Stanford University President John Hennessy, his face in shadow beneath a dark…

Hennessy on Expanded Freshman Class: “A Cry for Help”

After months of pushing a plan to expand Stanford’s freshman class under the…

Angered by Recent Criticism, Stanford Gives In, Becomes Start-up

Fresh off of recent criticism in the Wall Street Journal regarding Stanford’s connections…

Stanford University Secedes From The Union

STANFORD, CA- After meeting with the heads of every academic department, the…

Hennessy: “Fuck it, We’re Going to be a Football School.”

After several years of continued success on the gridiron, President Hennessy announced…