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Breaking – This Reporter Getting Progressively Drunker

STANFORD, CA – Every year, prospective freshmen- affectionately called “ProFros” – visit…

Matt LaVan
April 22, 2014

Drunk Student Accidentally Buys Subway Flatizza

At approximately 12:30am Friday morning, a local Stanford student, whose critical-thinking abilities…

Kyle Hoffer
April 9, 2014

OAPE Typo Turns “Alcohol Free” Party Into “Free Alcohol” Party

The Office of Alcohol P E (OAPE) experienced an unexpected surge in…

Matt LaVan
March 12, 2012

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Year 15

My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Year 15

Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Year 15

The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Raine Xiong
May 2, 2024

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Year 15

Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. Forty-six presidents and…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024