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Detroit Tigers Look to Obama for Bail Out

November 4, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Detroit Tigers Look to Obama for Bail Out
Detroit Tigers Look to Obama for Bail Out

As the Detroit Tigers take on the San Francisco Giants in the World Series, the downtrodden fans see little future for their team against these almost foreign competitors. Leaving whatever pride they had at the door, they have sought the assistance of President Obama to promote their city’s declining sports culture. […]

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Seeking Aid, Detroit Considers Artificial Earthquake

January 26, 2010 2:06 am0 comments
Seeking Aid, Detroit Considers Artificial Earthquake

With the Michigan city facing the prospect of becoming a ghost town, city lawmakers hatched an enterprising plan to restore it to prosperity: Purposefully destroying it with a man-made, 7.5 “mega-quake.” “We hope that the inevitable influx of aid and sympathy for our beleaguered city will be enough to restore […]

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