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Chemistry Department Offers CHEM 31Z

February 10, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Chemistry Department Offers CHEM 31Z
Chemistry Department Offers CHEM 31Z

The Stanford chemistry department has announced the creation of Chem 31Z, an accelerated version of accelerated chemistry. According to Rosalind Watson, vice-director of the Emergent Class Council, the course comprehensively covers the introductory chemistry sequence in 24 hours. “We offer accelerated classes for people who already have a strong background […]

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Student Feels Oddly Fulfilled After Cheating On Chemistry Test

October 7, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Feels Oddly Fulfilled After Cheating On Chemistry Test
Student Feels Oddly Fulfilled After Cheating On Chemistry Test

STANFORD, CA – Anthony Lee, a current freshman, confirmed last Friday that cheating on a recent midterm in his Chem 31x class had left him astonishingly satisfied on both an emotional, and an intellectual, level. “I had no idea that I would feel so proud of myself after getting all […]

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Ask a Pre-Med who Just Failed a Chemistry Exam

October 22, 2012 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask a Pre-Med who Just Failed a Chemistry Exam
Ask a Pre-Med who Just Failed a Chemistry Exam

Dear Pre-Med who Just Failed a Chemistry Exam, My roommate and I never used to have any problems, but now that he has a girlfriend, I get sexiled almost every night. How do I ask him to take it down a notch, or at least go somewhere else? Sexiled in […]

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Report: Terrorist Abdulmutallab “Was Never Good at Chemistry”



January 10, 2010 9:17 pm0 comments
Report: Terrorist Abdulmutallab “Was Never Good at Chemistry”



        Weeks after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab failed to ignite an explosive on Northwest Airlines Flight 253, Abdulmutallab’s high school chemistry teacher, Akeju Khaled, reported that the terrorist had at best mediocre chemistry skills. In the attempted attack, Abdulmutallab failed to correctly combine explosive chemicals.             In the report, Khaled stated […]

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Stanford Bookstore Astounds Students With All Time Low Prices

April 3, 2009 8:06 pm0 comments
Stanford Bookstore Astounds Students With All Time Low Prices

STANFORD–On the cool, misty morning of January 5th, the Stanford Bookstore kicked off the new quarter with its usual blockbuster sale. By 7:30 A.M., a full thirty minutes before opening, the 7% discount on required textbooks and course readers had attracted enough students to form a line that wrapped around […]

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