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May Flowers Found Dead; April Showers’ Disappearance to Blame

May 7, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on May Flowers Found Dead; April Showers’ Disappearance to Blame
May Flowers Found Dead; April Showers’ Disappearance to Blame

CALIFORNIA – Last Thursday, police discovered the body of May Flowers, a young girl whom locals said embodied life, sunshine, and spring. “It’s horrifying, especially now. This month was the time I used to see little Flowers everywhere I went. She was always there, at the park, in front of […]

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California Faces Devastating May Flower Shortage

May 5, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on California Faces Devastating May Flower Shortage
California Faces Devastating May Flower Shortage

The recent drought has forced us all to make sacrifices, from dry fountains to feeling guilty about running the shower to cover the sound of you pooping. But the ordeal is still far from over. The absence of April showers is hitting the May flower industry hard. California, the largest […]

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Opinion: Spring Makes Me Horny

April 9, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Opinion: Spring Makes Me Horny
Opinion: Spring Makes Me Horny

The sun is shining, flowers are growing, birds are singing, and……okay those two squirrels are doing it. But I guess that’s spring for you. Because it’s getting warmer all the animals are coming out of their winter hibernation, and honestly, my little guy is waking up too. See the thing […]

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