149 Articles Life Technology Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation Reports have been flooding in that after a two- to three-second long… Master Of ShadowsMay 28, 2013
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Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior Dear Graduating Senior, My boyfriend says he doesn’t like it when I… Master Of ShadowsMay 20, 2013
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138 Articles Opinion You’re better off without him, study finds A study released yesterday by an independent group of university researchers indicated… Master Of ShadowsFebruary 25, 2013
133 Articles Opinion Politics Op-Ed: I Can’t Believe We Are Going to Have Four More Years of Obama I’m not a strongly political person, but when I saw Barack Hussein… Master Of ShadowsJanuary 23, 2013
131 Articles Life Stanford Op-Ed: It’s Time Somebody Put to Rest the Rumors That Condi And I Are Having Warm, Delicious Sex By: John Hennesey Look, I’m not faulting anybody here. I know how… Master Of ShadowsJanuary 7, 2013
131 Headlines Straight Marriage Used as Metaphor for Gay Marriage in Mindfuck of an English 90 Story Master Of ShadowsJanuary 7, 2013
Group of Normal High School Girls Call Themselves the Craziest A group of friends at Glensville Township High School in Pennsylvania recently… Master Of ShadowsDecember 3, 2012
Climatologists Concede that New York Would Look Pretty Sweet Underwater A recently released study by a panel of IPCC climatologists reports that,… Master Of ShadowsNovember 26, 2012
