March Madness: Rock Upsets Paper, Will Face Scissors in Championship In one of the most stunning upsets in recent memory, Rock defeated… Kyle HofferApril 15, 2011
Hopeless Bachelor Forwards Chain E-Mail To 20 People, Still Single Local officials report that area bachelor Robert Babson, who recently moved from… Kyle HofferApril 10, 2011
Tensions Escalate as Two Superpowers Enter Cold Poke War Tensions have recently mounted between two high-profile students, John Davis from Wilbur… Kyle HofferMarch 2, 2011
Supreme Court Mulls Constitutional Right to Shout “Fire” in an Empty Theater In a decision expected to be handed down Thursday, the Supreme Court… Kyle HofferFebruary 17, 2011
[Insert Team Name] Wins Super Bowl XLV In [Insert Appropriate Adjective]Fashion In one of the most [“thrilling”/“dramatic”/“mundane”] Super Bowls of all time, the… Kyle HofferFebruary 6, 2011
Supreme Court to rule whether Second Amendment Grants Right to Bear Nuclear Arms In a landmark decision to be handed down by the high court… Kyle HofferJanuary 27, 2011
NASCAR to add Rainbow Road course to 2011 schedule In an effort to reverse a trend of declining viewership, as well… Kyle HofferJanuary 23, 2011
South Sudanese Independence Vote Revealed to be Conspiracy Among RISK Board Game Makers The US House Committee on Foreign Affairs revealed that last week’s referendum… Kyle HofferJanuary 19, 2011
