College Gameday Allows Hundreds to Enjoy the Oval for First Time Since their Admit Weekend Campus Tours

With the arrival of ESPN’s flagship college football program College Gameday and,…

Hammurabi’s Code Receives Check-Minus in CS106A

Sixth King of Babylon and Stanford CS106A student Hammurabi recently received a…

Fate Unites Soulmates During Awkward Fraternity Party Grinding Session

As Allen Henderson (’13) and Monica Stevens (’14) glided across the beer-and-sweat…

All-Star Math 51 Test-Taker out 4-6 weeks with right hand injury

Vaden Health Center – After taking x-rays on the swollen writing hand…

Freshman Mad Libs

Freshman Mad-Lib Hello, my name is ~NAME1~ and I am from ~HOMETOWN1~.…

Student Incredibly Ambivalent over Draw Results

When draw results were announced last Wednesday via Axess, freshman student and…

Tooth Fairy Wanted For Over Three Million Counts of Breaking and Entering

In light of Osama bin Laden’s recent demise, speculation had been swirling…

Al-Qaeda Accuses SEALS of Screen-Looking, Rage Quit After Osama Kill

After the death of their best player, Osama bin Laden (gamertag: OsamaMama34),…

Second Floor RA Uses Master Key to End NFL Lockout

Alleviating weeks of tension and drama for football players and their families,…

Study: 73% of People Who Use Handicap Door Button Not Actually Handicapped

In a groundbreaking study published by the Stanford Psychology Department last month,…