195 Articles Politics Year 7 PETA Demands Increased Rights for Hulk Hogan NORFOLK, VA — Earlier this week, the radical animal rights activist group… Corbin FoucartFebruary 2, 2015
194 Articles Life World Year 7 Study Finds Disproportionate Amount of Gigantic Penises in Liar Population Los Angeles, CA — Psychologists and anthropologists remain baffled by a study… Corbin FoucartJanuary 26, 2015
Disney character tragically gunned down after buying too many balloons and floating into restricted airspace Corbin FoucartJanuary 26, 2015
193 Articles World Year 7 Worst Things in Life Also Free, Economists Find NASHVILLE, TN- A consortium of economists affiliated with the American Economic Association… Corbin FoucartJanuary 20, 2015
192 Articles Stanford Year 7 Electrical Engineering Department Expands Depth Requirement In light of recent complaints that the core requirements for the electrical engineering… Corbin FoucartJanuary 15, 2015
192 Headlines Year 7 Doctors hate him: local man discovers one weird trick to become immensely fat and impotent in less than 3 weeks! Corbin FoucartJanuary 12, 2015
191 Headlines Life Year 7 Mozart’s Requiem in D Minor, “Five Dollar Footlong” Deemed Humanity’s Magnum Opuses Corbin FoucartJanuary 5, 2015
189- Big Issue Articles Politics US Year 7 Coked Out Biden Cleans the Entire Oval Office Again Reports from Friday night indicate that Joe Biden managed to “score some… Corbin FoucartNovember 19, 2014
189- Big Issue Articles World Year 7 Mother Teresa Admits She Couldn’t Have Done it All Without Adderall In a press conference last week, Mother Teresa reluctantly stated that her… Corbin FoucartNovember 17, 2014
188 Articles World Year 7 Heaven Announces Record Low Acceptance Rate For 2013 Heaven admitted only 3.12 million people this year, marking the lowest acceptance… Corbin FoucartNovember 10, 2014
