Articles by: Charlie Dexter

Student Gets Long, Restorative Night of Sleep

January 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Gets Long, Restorative Night of Sleep
Student Gets Long, Restorative Night of Sleep

Smiling and basking in the golden sunlight which has become the norm in the last few weeks, Junior Derek Newman told reporters that on Sunday night he relished in a 11 hour night of deep, wonderful sleep. “I wasn’t that tired before,” said Newman, a likable and modestly attractive computer […]

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Lonely Student Gently Caresses Cat Figurine Between Thumb and Forefinger

November 30, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Lonely Student Gently Caresses Cat Figurine Between Thumb and Forefinger
Lonely Student Gently Caresses Cat Figurine Between Thumb and Forefinger

As Thanksgiving break neared an end last Friday, most students were at home with their families, enjoying home-cooked meals and holiday cheer. Other students, like junior Arnold Bertram, spent the end of the vacation on Stanford’s sparsely populated campus, fighting off a cold snap and extreme loneliness. However, Bertram was […]

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Man Finds Own Hair in Sandwich, Which is Fine

November 2, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Man Finds Own Hair in Sandwich, Which is Fine
Man Finds Own Hair in Sandwich, Which is Fine
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Student Poet Finds True Passion In Front-End Programming

October 26, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Poet Finds True Passion In Front-End Programming
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From a young age, Stanford freshman Josh Douglas had always been on a fast track to spend his life as a poet. His parents encouraged him to capture his inner music in verse and Douglas would spend his summers writing in forest clearings around North America, wearing only the skins […]

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Loveside: Dating Edition

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Loveside: Dating Edition
Loveside: Dating Edition

Hook-up culture, Tinder, dormcest, frat parties…college dating is pretty complicated! Come along with us as we guide you through the do’s (and the dont’s) of love on The Farm. Get Yourself Out There! It doesn’t matter if you’re captain of the cheer squad or a mole-person with the features and […]

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Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

September 28, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space
Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

STANFORD, CA—Citing an excess of Cards Against Humanity games and a lack of alcohol, cool and popular students from across Stanford University have deemed freshman dorm lounge areas unsafe spaces. “When I committed to Stanford, I was picturing popular kids like me,” said Charlie DeMarco, a freshman in Serra, who […]

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Cardinal Nights to Entice Participants with Free Cocaine

September 21, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Cardinal Nights to Entice Participants with Free Cocaine
Cardinal Nights to Entice Participants with Free Cocaine

After years of low attendance and a reputation for uninspired events, the Office of Alcohol Policy and Education at Stanford was due for a change. That’s why this week, in what administrators are calling, “a much needed rebranding,” Cardinal Nights will begin to offer free cocaine at their events and […]

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Towel Doesn’t Smell So Awesome

June 1, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Towel Doesn’t Smell So Awesome
Towel Doesn’t Smell So Awesome
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Freshman Crams Lifetime’s Worth of Failure into Single Year

May 11, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Freshman Crams Lifetime’s Worth of Failure into Single Year
Freshman Crams Lifetime’s Worth of Failure into Single Year

With Spring Quarter reaching its halfway point, the freshmen begin to reflect on the trials and successes of their first year in college. For some, being at Stanford meant finding acceptance and companionship with some of the brightest students in the world. For others, like freshman Dylan King, the year […]

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Flip-Fit: Crank the Intensity

April 27, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Flip-Fit: Crank the Intensity
Flip-Fit: Crank the Intensity

   Hello. I’m not writing this because I care about you. I’m writing this because I have a song stuck in my head. It’s called “Intensity.” It goes like this: “Intensity, intensity, intensity.” Intensity is the greatest and most terrible joy. Intensity is the hell you crave. Intensity is a […]

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