New ‘Fight Fire With Fire’ Initiative Among US Fire- fighters Fails Miserably But Conserves Water

Scientific Study Irrefutably Proves Existence of God

In one of the more interesting scientific discoveries this week, researchers have…

Study: Women Have Too Much Self-Esteem

A new interdisciplinary study sponsored by the National Association for the Advancement…

New Study: Asians Do Not All Look Alike

A recent Chicago University study suggests that the centuries-old belief that all…

Obama Requires Cabinet To Spend Tuesday Nights Watching Inspirational Sports Movies

Terrorist Nervous On First Day as Suicide Bomber

Luke Patterson, an Al-Qaeda operative from Colorado, reportedly feels “really nervous” on…

Zimbardo Conducts New Stanford Prism Experiment

Angry Drunk Tells Stem Cell Scientist to Grow a Pair

Spoken Word Collective Accepts First Mute Member

In what several student organizations have hailed as a milestone in social…

After 3 Days of Frantic Searching Rescue Workers and Coast Guard Find Jesus