The Jewish community is abuzz with excitement over the announcement that Dominos will be serving Matzah Pizza for the duration of Passover. “I’m so stoked to order the 5-5-5 Matzah Pizza deal at 2am after I’ve been at Seder burning the bush for 4 hours,” said local Jew Isaac Greenberg. To order the pizza, just mark the top of your door with the blood of a lamb, so the delivery man knows which room to go to. Rebecca Solomon was excited about the limited time deal but had some reservations. “I’m just not sure if I should be eating pepperoni matzah pizza.”
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