Area man Harry Kravitz dressed as a pumpkin confused friends and acquaintances this Halloween weekend, as his costume barely hit the mark.

Clad in dark baggy pants, a puffy white shirt and a curved metal hook as a hand replacement, he barely resembled a pumpkin at all.

“I am dressed as a pirate,” says Kravitz. “I am clearly not a pumpkin.”

The outfit attempt caused Kravitz’s friends and family to grow concerned about his judgment and overall intelligence.

“I love my son,” says his mother.

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“But the fact that he doesn’t know what a pumpkin looks like or any clue how to put together a costume makes me feel like I have failed as a mother.

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When asked to comment, Kravitz stated, “What? Why did you bring my parents into this?

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Please stop doing this.”

Kravitz has had a history of bad sartorial decision making, regularly wearing flip flops outside in the fall, and small t-shirts even though he is 20 pounds removed from his high school prime. A few months back, Harry began trying out v-necks, and they are not a good look on him.

When asked about how attractive she finds Harry, Harry’s crush Darla said, “Oh damn, was he trying to be a pumpkin?

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That’s dumb. That’s like, really dumb. I mean he was kind of cute in a scruffy way but… I don’t know.

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I can’t be attracted to a guy unless I respect him.

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When asked for a final statement on the matter Kravitz wanted the public to know that, “Leave me alone! This is a legitimately good pirate costume!!

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His community hopes that next year, Kravitz will try harder.

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