Up next Issue 245 Puzzles Published on 17 October 2016 Author Jeffery Squid TagsMy room is dank it smells to heaven,O for a muse of fire that would let me ascend,O she doth teaches the torches to twerk right,What poorly shot lacrosse ball through yonder window breaks,Whether tis nobler in the mind to get fucking blasted “For this, too, I will be stoked. ” – Frat star, performing soliloquy
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