Up next Issue 245 Puzzles Published on 17 October 2016 Author Jeffery Squid TagsMy room is dank it smells to heaven,O for a muse of fire that would let me ascend,O she doth teaches the torches to twerk right,What poorly shot lacrosse ball through yonder window breaks,Whether tis nobler in the mind to get fucking blasted “For this, too, I will be stoked. ” – Frat star, performing soliloquy
245 Articles By Year Environment Stanford Topic Year 9 “The horror, the horror!” – Students Recount Catastrophic Drizzle The room is undecorated, apart from a poster on the wall advertising… Dmitri KummOctober 17, 2016
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265 Articles By Year Environment Topic World Year 9 Report: This is the Worst Dolphin If we were to rank every single dolphin from best to worst,… Skanky BobbyApril 24, 2017
225 Articles By Year Life Topic Year 8 Cocky Freshman in Blazer Thinks He Has Date Tonight STANFORD – Earlier this week, Joshua Stevens, a freshman in Donner, donned… Phillip GiliverFebruary 1, 2016
