Up next Issue 245 Puzzles Published on 17 October 2016 Author Jeffery Squid TagsMy room is dank it smells to heaven,O for a muse of fire that would let me ascend,O she doth teaches the torches to twerk right,What poorly shot lacrosse ball through yonder window breaks,Whether tis nobler in the mind to get fucking blasted “For this, too, I will be stoked. ” – Frat star, performing soliloquy
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246 Headlines Life Year 9 Freshmen Unsure What RAs Meant By Saying “Knives Allowed” For Upcoming Nerf War Jeffery SquidOctober 24, 2016
Quote of the Week 9/19/16 “…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents Ben KaufmanSeptember 22, 2016
