Disappointing: Susie Brubaker-Cole’s Latest Video Got Under 5k Likes so She Put Down her Dog

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According to multiple reports from amazed students and distraught TAs, a single…

Stanford Pilots Zoom Microtransactions

Citing a vague need to “spice things up”, Stanford has released a…

Op-Ed: I Can’t Take News from Gavin Newsom Because I’m Too Distracted by His Raw Sexual Energy

I have a confession to make. I suspect it’s it a subject…

Op-Ed: I Tried Returning to Campus for My Stuff, and Now I’m Imprisoned in the Prison from the Stanford Prison Experiment

As soon as I entered campus, I felt eyes begin to follow…

I Accidentally Set My Zoom Background to a Looped Gif of the Challenger Explosion and I Have My “Respecting the Victims of the Challenger Explosion” Class in 2 Minutes

Minecraft Stanford Also Taking Long Time to Install Chanel Miller Plaque

Elitist Fœtus Refuses To Be Born Until Ivy Leagues Open Back Up

Boston, MA— In protest of recent Covid-19 closures, a 7-month-old fœtus is…