Articles by: Camilla Wickman

Elitist Fœtus Refuses To Be Born Until Ivy Leagues Open Back Up

May 26, 2020 2:57 pmComments Off on Elitist Fœtus Refuses To Be Born Until Ivy Leagues Open Back Up
Elitist Fœtus Refuses To Be Born Until Ivy Leagues Open Back Up

Boston, MA— In protest of recent Covid-19 closures, a 7-month-old fœtus is refusing to be born unless ivy league universities reopen in the fall semester. “Ehhhh…. yous guys oughta get yous degrees so yous can woik at Goldman Sachs.” He adds, “Baby needs his melk, needs his moolah.” He seems […]

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An Open Letter to My Aunt Doris Who is Learning to Use the Internet

May 12, 2020 4:30 pmComments Off on An Open Letter to My Aunt Doris Who is Learning to Use the Internet
An Open Letter to My Aunt Doris Who is Learning to Use the Internet

Dear Aunt Doris, I am proud of you. You have worked hard and you can now use the internet and also dance. I know that this is a strange time, but I love you. Aunt Doris, your husband is a farmer in Idaho and so are you. Thank goodness: you […]

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