Op-Ed: After Seeing Each Democratic Candidate Eat a Cinnamon Roll at Last Week’s Debate, I Know that Pete’s the One

Maybe you were surprised last week when the host of last week’s…

“I Can’t Stop Anthropomorphizing M&Ms Before Eating Them” — An Open Letter / Apology / Plea to First Look Host Maria Menounos

It started with that damned commercial before Jumanji: The Next Level. That’s…

Op-Ed: So What If I Put Sweet-and-Savory Ham, Black Forest Turkey, a Delectable Cheese Selection, and Honey Dijon on My Pop Tart?

Sandwich-making is a secret lore, a tradition, an art— and though I…