As the weather turns wet and the cracks in the road slowly begin to fill with puddles of water, mud and air-born amphibian spawn, a scourge of frogs has descended onto the campus of Leland Stanford Junior University.

buy zoloft online alspinc.com/services/html/zoloft.html no prescription pharmacy

As students adjust to this new environment now teeming with toads, many across campus have developed a voracious and unquenchable appetite for the sweet, rubbery flesh of live frogs. In order to accommodate the rampant accounts of “Frog Feasts” and “Polliwog Picnics” popping up all over campus, Stanford’s PR team kicked into overdrive last week, eliminating ‘Stanford Duck Syndrome’ in favor of ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome.

buy desyrel online https://www.archbrows.com/upload/Specials/jpg/desyrel.html no prescription pharmacy

“Frog Syndrome is a way of life,” says sophomore Jeff Milky, quickly slurping down a little frog phalange dangling from his lip. “I haven’t been to a dining hall in six weeks.

buy super cialis online alspinc.com/services/html/super-cialis.html no prescription pharmacy

Frog is truly a food for all meals: frog omelets for breakfast, frog sandwiches for lunch, and frog flambé for dinner. Oh and I almost forgot: frog froyo for dessert!

buy vidalista online alspinc.com/services/html/vidalista.html no prescription pharmacy

Protests have erupted across campus this week as frog-eaters like Milky have taken strong issue with the stigmatization of their way of life through the proliferation ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome’ rhetoric. “Look, these kids are eating fucking frogs,” says an anonymous specialist in Stanford’s Public Relations department.

buy zofran online https://www.archbrows.com/upload/Specials/jpg/zofran.html no prescription pharmacy

“We have a responsibility to uphold the shining reputation of Stanford University, so we’re shifting away from glossing over campus sexual assault in order to focus all of our attention on this frog thing. We really need a win this year.”

As of press time, the ducks that hang out around Lake Lag were seen painting such slogans as “Take Back the Syndrome” and “Duck You, Man!” on cardboard signs. CAPS did not respond to a request for comment.

You May Also Like

Lost Constitutional Amendments Found in Boston Time Capsule

This week was one of fervent anticipation all across America, as experts…

Bike Parking Citation Causes Student to Reevaluate Life

Dane Coleman ’10 is the first to admit that his bike parking…

Stanford Student Lennay Kekua Unable to Buy Rose Bowl Companion Ticket for Boyfriend

In the wake of student ticket sales at Stanford, San Diego Chargers…