Recent reports out of Hollywood indicate that Adam Sandler, of Grown Ups 2 fame, will be filming a version of Sylvia Plath’s autobiographical novel The Bell Jar to be released next summer. Sandler will play both Doctor Nolan, the head of the mental asylum, and in a radical reinterpretation of the source material, will don a fat suit and cross-dress in order to play Esther Greenwood, the troubled and suicidal protagonist. Sandler’s long time flunky, Rob Schneider, will play a character expressly created for the film: an Indian mail room attendant named Gopal Vindaloo who yells his famous catchphrase, “Very please to give you mail.”

Sandler was ebullient about the film, stating “it’ll be a laugh riot. We want to make it fun, we want to make something you can bring the whole family to. Bring your kids, bring your wife, they’re all welcome.

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” As a result, some of the more troublesome scenes in the novel have been excised in order to make room for a subplot in which Esther is romanced by a shy, rotund IRS agent played by Kevin James. Sandler, who has been working with a 0 million budget for the film, indicated that the money had been spent wisely.

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“We had the cash, so we went to Maui to film. Saw some dolphins, me and the whole crew had fun.

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Jen[nifer Aniston], Chris[topher Walken], Nelly, everyone.”

Although many literary critics have been reticent to justify a reinterpretation of such a seminal literary work, early reviews have been positive. Pulitzer Prize winning critic Wesley Morris stated that, “Never before have I laughed so much at the presentation of mental illness,” while St. Jude Times-Picayune writer Andrew Ellis went even farther, saying, “This movie is brilliant, if only because I did not know who Sylvia Plath was before seeing the film.

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