The Stanford University Department of Public Safety has officially released the police sketch of its main suspect in the Tresidder Memorial Union bomb scare this morning.

The “suspicious backpack” allegedly refused to answer questions when approached by law enforcement personnel, and also did not have a bike light.

If you have any information about the suspect’s current whereabouts, please contact Stanford Police immediately by hitting “reply all” to one of your AlertSU Emergency Alert emails.

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