News in Brief: Uruguay legalizes Marijuana

President Jose Mujica has vaulted his South American home into the national…

Stanford Student Lennay Kekua Unable to Buy Rose Bowl Companion Ticket for Boyfriend

In the wake of student ticket sales at Stanford, San Diego Chargers…

Students Able to Return to Studying After Stanford Jumps Out to Early Lead in PAC-12 Title Game

Stanford students caught an unexpected break Saturday evening after Tyler Gaffney’s third rushing touchdown…

Freshman in 106A Writes Girlfriend-Dumping Program in Java

Although technically classified as “Thanksgiving Recess” in the Stanford Academic Calendar, the…

Stanford Police Blotter

Student apprehended at Arrillaga Family Dining for stealing copious amounts of food.…

Dreidel Drop Comes Early This Year

The Turkey Drop is a time-honored tradition for doomed high school couples.…

New Research Shows that First Line of Beowulf Translates to “Sup fools”

This article payed for and endorsed by the Stanford English Department The…