While lovestruck couples flood the campus with “crush grams” and flowers this Valentine’s Day, the Flipside is offering you the opportunity to send a much more personal gift to the object of your obsession.
For only , you can send your unrequited lover a lock of their own hair taken from the shower, frighteningly accurate voodoo dolls, or pictures of them sleeping in their own bed.
Each gift will be tastefully delivered by a member of our staff who, before delivery, will follow the recipient around all day and emerge at just the perfect moment to deliver the message of your choice.

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