Stunning survey results have recently shown that new Stanford freshmen are not yet sick of the dining hall food. Even more amazingly, a record low 2% of freshmen are anticipating being sick of the food in the next two weeks. “I think it’s been great so far,” exclaimed a wide-eyed freshman, Ashley Wu. “I love having the exact same pizza options every day.” Experts predict this phenomenon will last at most another two and a half weeks.
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